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Friday, March 23, 2012

Captain Krabby Patties


"Arrrr me harty!!!” I am Captain Krabby Patties, I Love burgers especially the ones Spongebob Squarepants makes. He named it after me ‘Krabby Patties’. My favourite basketball team is the Toronto Raptors they are AWESOME!!. I have hundreds of men working for me. I’m about to sail the sixth sea. I have a beard, a little mustache, my hair is a little bit long, and my ship is really big. My arch enemy, Captain NoSwagg has tried to attack my ship millions of times, with his evil sidekick Lieutenant underpants. We have had over one hundred battles, and I have won most of them. My ship is the best because I have lots of new things, it's like a speedboat but bigger, it has lots of food on board, and much more like computers. It also runs on diesel so I have to fill it up before we leave.

“Lets head out” I shouted to my scallywags, ‘2 year later’ we were sailing through the seventh sea, something hit the boat. I told one of my men to see what it was,”AHHH, Its a giant Octopus” He screamed. “Nothing to worry about” I said, as I drew out my flaming sword, as I walked to look down, boom the octopus hit my ship again. So I just sped in my boat like the fastest car in the world, Just before we got to the island our boat ran out of diesel, so we had to swim away to the island. Swimming to the island I heard something splashing behind, I turned around and the octopus was back so we swam as fast as we could.

‘15 minutes later’ Finally we got to the island, “X marks the spot” I said. We searched and searched but couldn’t find anything. “Let's sleep here scallywags” I shouted to my men. Waking up to birds to screeching, we walked back through the forest. “What's that” i said, “We don’t know” my men said when we started walking, a bull came out charging to us as we ran the bull suddenly disappeared. “There!!” One of my men yelled. As we dug up the spot I found.... Nothing. “Nooooo” I shouted, my men had a look on google maps, “Were on the wrong island” my men continued “Its over there”.

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